June 2008 Archives

Did you know you can get a picture printed on M&Ms now??

or at least amusing.

Lit 101 class in 3 lines or less


I realize I have become a Linky McLinkingtonpants lately but I am trying to de-stress from a year of absolute tumult and I only have a few weeks in which to do it. 

I will try to actually write something. Eventually.

George Carlin, the man who taught me to swear with abandon and question authority, has died. There is less laughter in the world.

and believe me, today, that's not an easy task.

 

Taking obsolete components that are destined to not biodegrade in a landfill and making ART out of them just tickles my fancy.  Green AND geeky. What's not to love?

I seriously have slacked off in many aspects of my life. Housecleaning has slipped, gardening has been almost nonexistent ... and the worst of it is that I don't care very much about anything. Apathetic, that's what I've become. Except for my loved ones (sum total, humans 3, cats 3), I could very well curl into a comfy ball and watch time pass in silent solitude.

I've got to care about something. I've got to get my passion back. I've just got to keep breathing in and out until that happens. I think I can handle that.

GIRL:  Aww, Iggy is all fuzzy faced, look!  (shoves large cat in my face)

ME:  Eww, he just farted, get his stink away from me.

GIRL:  That's just his "Hi-I-just-woke-up-play-with-me fart."

ME:   Oh really?

GIRL: Yes, I can read his farts. I'm a Fart Whisperer.