I couldn't be more proud

GIRL: Aww, Iggy is all fuzzy faced, look! (shoves large cat in my face)

ME: Eww, he just farted, get his stink away from me.

GIRL: That's just his "Hi-I-just-woke-up-play-with-me fart."

ME: Oh really?

GIRL: Yes, I can read his farts. I'm a Fart Whisperer.

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