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GIRL:  Aww, Iggy is all fuzzy faced, look!  (shoves large cat in my face)

ME:  Eww, he just farted, get his stink away from me.

GIRL:  That's just his "Hi-I-just-woke-up-play-with-me fart."

ME:   Oh really?

GIRL: Yes, I can read his farts. I'm a Fart Whisperer.

This just put a smile on my face. Not an easy task today, either, since I'm spending every waking moment either  snorfling or hacking up a lung.  Sick isn't pretty. 

Merriam-Webster has announced the Word if the Year for 2007. You'll never guess what it is.




Another overheard from last night. Driving around Greenville looking at Christmas lights with three teenage boys while listening to Dethklok, I noticed how you could interchange the word ROFLcopter for Hatredcopter ... and I sang it  that way, loudly, much to my boy's chagrin and the other boys delight. The night just got sillier from there.

FRIEND: "Your mom is so cool."

SON: *rolled eyes*

Oh, and NO sleep was gotten but MUCH Guitar Hero was played. I went downstairs to play Beautiful Katamari at about 5:45, hoping the soothing music would put them to sleep. They are snoring away now.

Well, as promised, here are the answers to Sunday's silliness.

NaVetAppMo -  National Veterans Appreciation Month

NaGoVotMo - National Go Vote Month

NaNoSmoMo - National No Smoking Month

NaMoSleMo - National More Sleep Month (thanks to daylight savings! w00t!!)

NaTurEatMo - National Turkey Eating Month

NaThaGiMo - National ThanksGiving Month

NaPuPiMo - National Pumpkin Pie Month

NaFluShoMo - National Flu Shot Month (I got mine, did you??)

NaRoBaMo - National Rock Band Month (Woo!! One more week until release!)

NaKatRoMo - National Katamari Rolling Month (Well, this one is for me, since I now have my own 360 and Beautiful Katamari to play on it)

NaRuToMo - National Generic Japanime Spiky Haired Headband Wearing Ninja Wannabe Month  (*snicker* Thanks, T, this was a perfect addition)


OK, that was funnish, though the threat of NaChoPoMo was a ball (no pun intended).

I have to pack tonight because I'm headed out of town tomorrow. I'm going to Chapel Hill for a conference and I will be back on Friday night. Yes, I'm taking the laptop and I may even live blog the event. Hopefully, their wireless reception is better this year than last.

Wish me luck!

 

It's the perfect solution!! The nadir of the x's obsession with a certain idiotic television show AND his addiction to porn ... it's ... too horrible to even contemplate.

That may just be what the x's downward spiral needs to finally send him over the edge. If only he knew how to use a computer ... or had a computer ... or had any sense at all.